Gingerrrrrr!

Today while I was walking towards the carpark to retrieve the mutilated car of mine, this blue car drove by with the gingerbread man stuck on its back window. I couldn't help but be terribly amused because I just think the gingerbread thing is so cute. Like SO. CUTE.

The analogy's silent cry for help in desperation.

So there's this bowl of rice. And the rice eater. And the Cookie wannabe.

Cookie wanna be loves analogies and she makes a lot of them.

One day, the bowl of rice says to the rice eater: "Hey! Arent you gonna be bored of rice if you have it everyday?"

Rice eater replies: "No, you're coconut rice. It's yum"

(At this point of time, Cookie wannabe is screaming on the side: "IT'S JUST RICE NOTHING FANCY, NO COCONUT. NO CO.CO.NUT! STOP CHANGING THE ANALOGY!")

So rice says to the rice eater: "Cool. I have this jar of M&Ms but in case you don't remember you smashed a hole at the bottom and never bother fixing it. And now it's leaking M&Ms everyday, slowly. Now I'm only left with half a jar, and it's still leaking. This is bad because if you don't fix it soon I will have to leave you to find someone who can fix the jar and you won't have any rice left."